America’s SS Party

America’s SS Party

“The goal of socialism is communism.”—Vladimir Lenin (1870-1924)

“National Socialism will use its own revolution for establishing a new world order.”—Adolf Hitler (1889-1945)

I think we should relabel the Democratic Party the “Insane Socialist” Party, or in a nod to political correctness, the “Semi-sane Socialist” Party (SS). (Link)

Because the SS Party is so fond of things European, Socialist, Totalitarian, and Anti-American, they might want to dust off those old European-style Socialist Worker Party emblems and use them as their party logo—you know, those twin lightning-bolt shaped “S” insignias? (Link)

The SS Party could adopt as its planks such things as nationalising businesses, outlawing guns, population/racial control through abortion…. No wait, the SS already has those issues as part of its party platform; they’ll need something new. (Link)

I know, they can add anti-Zionism to the party platform! Say, this is all starting to sound strangely familiar. (Link)

It would also help move things along if the SS had someone with deep pockets to fund them. Someone immersed in SS philosophy from a young age. Hey, they do have someone like that—“Spooky Dude” himself! “Say hi to the people George,” no need to be shy. (Link)

Be that as it may. I’ve heard rumors that members of the “moderate” (it’s a relative term) liberal group PUMA (Party Unity My A—) may join forces with the RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to form the GIMPS (Globalists In Mostly Plain Sight). (Link) and (Link)

Between the SS, the GIMPS, the Tea Party, and Republicans, it promises to be a most interesting run-up to the 2012 Presidential election.

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