Friday, April 24, 2009

There will be NO Torture Persecutions, Dummy!

There will be NO Torture Persecutions, Dummy!: "# Rename the “War on Terror” some insane “Overseas Contingency Plan.” - Contingent upon what, nobody knows...
#1 Redefine “terrorist” to mean American Republicans, libertarians, Conservatives, Constitutionalists and soldiers...
#2 Release Top Secret national security memos attacking our own security agencies to the benefit of enemies everywhere… while still running from releasing Obama birth and college records...
#3 Announce that “ILLEGAL” immigration is “NOT a crime...” Just a means of growing the Democrat Party.
# 4Next, they intend to release photos of US soldiers allegedly “torturing” terror captives in Iraq and Afghanistan, while keeping images of beheadings by the real enemy, off of your TV screen and out of the public debate...
# 5Alienate every member of the DOD, CIA, NSA and FBI, responsible for keeping your butt safe and secure in your right to be an idiot!
#6 Not to mention - drive the nation from a trillion in debt to $10 trillion in debt, destroying the entire free-market economy and attacking almost every individual Right listed in our Bill of Rights, along the way...

What’s not to like about that? You should be thrilled with the early progress…

Did I miss anything? Oh yeah… Barackstar has managed to make friends with every third world thug in the universe while alienating every freedom loving individual living under their boots, - allowed North Korea and Iran to become nuclear powers, Red China to become our nation’s mortgage holder, and Pakistan nukes to fall into the hands of the Taliban. That’s one hell of a first 90 days…

But, on the up-side, he has also managed to cause a record spike in US gun and ammo sales. You didn’t really think you could totally destroy the greatest nation on earth without a fight, did you?

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What an impressive first 100 days.

Of course this is not an all inclusive list. I could add a lot to it with all his legislation that will absolutely transform America from the land of the free and home of the brave to the people on their knees and home of the naive.

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