Family Security Matters » Publications » Exclusive: A Page from Barack Obama’s Diary – Healthcare Is All About Me, and Don’t You Forget It!: "Pam Meister
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Dear Diary,
As I struggle to bring decent healthcare to the undeserving masses, there has been some confusion regarding what this is really all about. Let me be perfectly clear: this is not about me.
Bwahahaha…sorry Diary, but it’s hard enough to keep a straight face while reading that off of TelePrompter2 – but writing here in the privacy of the Oval Office, it’s impossible. And here’s a hint: whenever I say “let me be perfectly clear,” you know I’m about to tell a whopper. Of course it’s all about me – after all, I’m the president! I’m still not quite sure how it happened in this racist country of ours. Just look at what happened to Henry Gates with that white policeman. I have to admit, I was surprised at the controversy surrounding my remarks about the stupidity of the Cambridge police department, considering how much people usually love what I have to say. Looking back, I should have calibrated my words differently, but you know what they say: you can take the community organizer out of ACORN, but you can’t take ACORN out of the community organizer. I’m in my element when"
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