Family Security Matters » Publications » Exclusive: National Lampoon’s Obama Vacation

Family Security Matters » Publications » Exclusive: National Lampoon’s Obama Vacation: "By the time you read this, President Barack Obama will already be bodysurfing in the Atlantic Ocean. His glistening, sculpted, Greek god body will be spending the week vacationing in a modest, 28-acre farm in Martha’s Vineyard. Naturally, the “farm” is lavishly appointed, and contains only the barest of necessities: oil heat, hot water, and a secure satellite videoconference hookup. Some people are questioning the timing of Obama’s getaway, but ruining the American economy is tiring work, and even The One needs to take the occasional holiday
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So, in a brilliant, yet futile, attempt to escape his plummeting poll numbers, the president and his family are retreating to Tax-achusetts. And what does the most powerful man in the world want more than anything? Privacy: Oh yeah, that’ll work:

Pleading for privacy, the White House said Obama would have no public events while vacationing on Martha's Vineyard with his family and close friends. Aides also asked that the journalists not take pictures of the Obamas’ two young daughters, age 8 and 11, when they aren't with the president.

'He wants you to relax and have a good time. Take some walks on the beaches. Nobody's looking to make any news,' spokesman Bill Burt"