Family Security Matters » Publications » Exclusive: Dr. Obama Recites His Hypocritical Oath

Family Security Matters » Publications » Exclusive: Dr. Obama Recites His Hypocritical Oath: "The name Afghanistan means “land of the allied tribes” in Sanskrit. Apparently, those ancient tribesmen have a flair for the ironic. Afghanistan has several local tribes, but most of them get along as well as David Axelrod and FOX News. Interestingly, the name Obama is African for “slightly bent,” which President Obama surely was this week when he called to congratulate Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai on his reelection. The American president has little love for his Afghan counterpart, and had the unmitigated gall to suggest that Afghanistan’s August 20th election was rife with voter fraud and ballot stuffing.

This accusation comes from a man who cruised to an election victory with the help of nightstick-wielding Black Panthers manning the polls in Philadelphia. Note to Philadelphia: unless their name is Steven Seagal, most election overseers are not dressed in black paramilitary uniforms with berets. Anyone who really confused these toads with official poll watchers should immediately be deported to Burkina Faso. Not only did President Obama not punish these Thugocrat election observers, he rewarded the morons by dropping all criminal charges against them. Hope. Change. Anarchy.

Of course, Barack Obama would never let facts get in the way of a good dressing down, so he broke out the Rolodex, ordered one of his manservants to dial Karzai’s direct line, and flexed his spindly arms in front of a much-needed ally in the War on Terror. After looking out an Oval Office window to make sure that he was still thousands of miles away, the most powerful man in the world – after David Hasselhoff – put on “Mr. Angry Face” and talked tough to the Afghan president."