Exclusive: Big Sister Is Watching You » Publications » Family Security Matters: "The Winter Olympics are in full swing, and as with any major sporting event, the threat of terrorism looms large. Teenaged anarchists, environmentalist whackos, and People for the Ethical Treatment of Bobsleds have descended upon Vancouver with the intent to disrupt the Games by any means necessary. In response, the Vancouver Police Department and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police are monitoring the situation closely. The last thing anyone needs is to wake up and find their bobsled put up on cinder blocks.
On this side of the border, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security is keeping a sharp eye out for suspicious activity and any security breaches
that may occur. Investigative tools such as satellite imagery and video surveillance are being deployed to the area. The Obama administration wants boots on the ground in British Columbia for an added element of human intelligence. The president has ordered members of the Central Intelligence Agency to “learn to speak Canadian,” and in an effort to appear as natives, they are ending their sentences with “Eh?” Similarly, Vice President Joe Biden will be attending the Games to both supervise public safety procedures and to take credit for each medal won by an American athlete."
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