Leaked Democrat Re-election Strategy Memo (Must Read Before November Election) | AudacityOfHypocrisy.com

Leaked Democrat Re-election Strategy Memo (Must Read Before November Election) | AudacityOfHypocrisy.com: "This un-sourced memo someone forwarded me shows what terrible trouble democrats are in. Please don’t gloat (too much) when reading it and don’t let democrats know we have it.

Good day Representative
Many of you have been noticing how the party has been polling very poorly in approval ratings lately. If left unchecked this could be a serious problem in November. Your party leadership has determined that this is just a simple problem of you mis-communicating with your voters. Because this has been the most successful congress of our lifetime, we have concluded your faulty messaging is the problem. We have done some poll and focus group research testing and believe that just a few simple changes in your message will turn the election into another great victory for our party. Here are a few simple tips for re-election:

Tip 1 : Avoid Talking about our legislative Accomplishments
Many of you are making the mistake of talking about the Economic Recovery Package (aka jobs bill) , Banking and Health care reform. This is a big mistake. Your voters are not smart enough to appreciate all we have done for them. In fact, even you are not qualified to talk about those bills yourselves because you probably never read them yourselves even though you voted for them. If asked about these bills, act like you never heard of them. There is a misunderstanding that some of you thought these reforms would become more popular with time. But that is silly. The best legislation is hated by everyone; and these bills easily meet that test. So cheer up and see below for some winning messages to send instead.