Jay Carney and Family: Perfect Paradigms of Democrat Hypocrisy - Girls Just Wanna Have Guns

Jay Carney and Family: Perfect Paradigms of Democrat Hypocrisy - Girls Just Wanna Have Guns: When life presents lemons that can be converted, not to lemonade but to Olympian nectar, it would be sinful to waste the opportunity. A recent issue of Washingtonian Mom ran a cover story on D.C. power couple, Jay Carney, his wife Claire Shipman and their two, sweet children. Very staged, very sweet. So saccharine is the portrait, in fact, that the piece (accompanied by comically falsified photographs) could induce Diabetes in a corpse.

Much has been made of the less notorious photograph, featuring the laughably choreographed Carneys, pointing, oohing and aahing adoringly over young, master Carney, flipping an absolutely perfect sunny-side-up egg. The egg positioned perfectly, mid-air, over the frying pan for the camera, mind. Yeah. Right. As long as we’re talking absurdity, one must also point out that the quantity of food already on the counter would, as Rush Limbaugh had pointed out, “feed an NFL team for a week”…including different kinds of eggs. As the inimitable Rush pointed out “Guess there’s no ‘food desert’ in their neighborhood.”

 



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